Ogre Life Ain't Easy
Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges towards his office. It ain't easy being the Head Ogre of an ogrebusiness. He's got mountains of paperwork to deal with, meetings with irritating officials, and the constant threat of Fiona interrupting.
To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just staying in his swamp with a good bowl of mush, but duty calls. He grumbles and throws on his business suit. Another day, another gold coin.
Swamp Thing Corporate: They Know
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Swamp Life > The Grind
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's concrete jungle. Out here in the bayous , life moves at a different pace . You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to hear the birds sing. No fluorescent lights out here. Just the rustling reeds and the soft sunlight. It's a good life , ya know? One you can't find in no city slicker hustle .
My Overlord is Farquaad Send Help
This stinks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I asked for a raise once, and let me tell you, it was a big mistake. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.
I just need to disappear. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm convinced he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, rescue me!
OgreLord 24/7
He's a real beast, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes being an ogre. When he's not rocking his massive club, you can catch him scrolling through Reddit. This OGRE has mastered the green art of being a troll.
- His memes are legendary
- Validation from strangers is his lifeblood
- Get on his good side, or else
Prepare for the Muck
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real soaker. We're lookin' at heavy rain all day in and day out with temperatures in the low 90s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra bug spray and a poncho. It might even be good for gettin' that crocodile watchin' in.