Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges towards his office. It ain't easy being the Head Ogre of an ogrebusiness. He's got mountains of paperwork to deal with, meetings with irritating officials, and the constant threat of Fiona interrupting. To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just staying in his swamp w… Read More

Listen up, you brilliant ogre-wannabes! If you're looking for a gig that'll make your ears perk up more than a three-legged race, then pay attention. Shrek here has the inside scoop on what kind of jobs are totally rad in his swamp, but there's a catch: it better be remote! He's got his routine, his mud baths, and he doesn't want to deal with any b… Read More